Its hard to be French. — @thatgaybarista who is not french (via likestriangles)

i don’t even remember what we were talking about but it was really funny.

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Corey was wearing the flower crown thing tilted on his head and it kept falling off.

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australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

australianpikachu:

who that, who that, E-G-G-Y

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone
“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”
“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”
“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.
Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone

“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”


"Kiss Proof" ( Feb.1970. Archie Giant Series Magazine, Issue #171.)

"Kiss Proof" ( Feb.1970. Archie Giant Series Magazine, Issue #171.)

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sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

sextnoise:

crrocs:

so i tried to make this deep and meaningful and added a water gif

I AM DEAD

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gottalovehumans:

Anyone else see it? Because I do.

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

x

god damn it when my ladyfriend does this to me.

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

x

god damn it when my ladyfriend does this to me.

baldcatswearingclothes:

A purr-fect Friday afternoon!

baldcatswearingclothes:

A purr-fect Friday afternoon!

ampullae:

cosmo sex tip #1553: as he is about to climax, tell him to look at himself, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as he runs through your corridors. how can he challenge a perfect immortal machine like you