i don’t even remember what we were talking about but it was really funny.(via jeshhca)
Corey was wearing the flower crown thing tilted on his head and it kept falling off.
cosmo sex tip #1553: as he is about to climax, tell him to look at himself, a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as he runs through your corridors. how can he challenge a perfect immortal machine like you